There are SO many posts on social media nowadays of people’s food. Before we have time to check if the food is cold, we snap a few snaps for the “instagrizzle“. So I thought, Why not share my opinion on the foods I think you’re eating wrong. (ps- this post is mostly me complaining about society.. subscribe <3)
With take-out services on the rise, the prices for fresh ingredients for wood-fired pizzas have shot through the roof. An average restaurant charges between R60-R160 for their wood-fired / oven cooked pizzas. The one odd thing also on the rise is the addition of “pineapple” on top of the cheese. Who “even” are you? … I get it’s your choice but why force that sin down your throat?
Traditionally KitKats are enjoyed around the world: one single “finger” at a time. For me… I like to take a big horizontal bite to feed my greed. I know it’s not the suggested way but who’s going to judge? certainly not the people who eat pineapple on a god damn pizza <3.
3. Mcdonalds (NOT MAC) FRIES.
How does one consume fries incorrectly? you might ask.. Well it’s not the way the salt free falls from the chip and on to your clothes. it’s what you’re NOT doing with the fries that concerns me. Since when don’t ya’ll know that dipping your fries in to your Mcflurry® is the perfect combination? #IssaMust. It may be a stretch but I think it tastes like Waffles.
Why mess when you can get creative? Slice the dessert In half and eat it like sandwich, That way you trick yourself in to believing your eating a healthy sandwich… or at least that’s what I tell myself. #Equalty
Believe it or not but Humans and monkeys eat bananas a whole lot differently. We usually start at the stem and hope it doesn’t bend or break. Peel your banana from the bottom using your fingers to get the perfect peel.
This one is VERY easy. We’re used to pushing our thumb through the skin (like Trump to women), it hardly ever works in our favor. SO… If you cut the top and bottom off and slightly slice in the middle you can peel the orange easily and as a bonus the orange can be rolled out which essentially makes it easier to eat.